A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011
by jimenarayloveskush September 29, 2019
A slap given by someone to someone being stubborn, snarky, annoying, etc. Can also be known as "The Tezuka Backhand"
This slap originated by Tezuka Kunimitsu, a character from the popular shonen manga, when he slapped Ryoma Echizen in an episode because Echizen was playing a non-official match. This is a rare occurence for Tezuka losing his temper, so it is now referenced as a "buchou slap"
This slap originated by Tezuka Kunimitsu, a character from the popular shonen manga, when he slapped Ryoma Echizen in an episode because Echizen was playing a non-official match. This is a rare occurence for Tezuka losing his temper, so it is now referenced as a "buchou slap"
p1~ "You so buchou slapped him!"
p2 ~ "only because he was being such a jerk. but it was refreshing"
p2 ~ "only because he was being such a jerk. but it was refreshing"
by GymnastMagic November 02, 2009
While hitting a girl from behind, as your about to cum, accumulate a handful of semen (SEAman). Next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. As she turns around. Proclaim “Ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
by Mattypav October 09, 2017
A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN November 07, 2008
by Chit den kinds August 18, 2009
Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."
by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009