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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020
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security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.
"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
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pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package wether it be drugs, food or basically anything of value
Me: Aye bro you got any bud
Plug: yeah I got the pack secured homie

Me: Yo homie, can u get my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah dog package secured
by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019
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Canadian Security Intelligence Service

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao
by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
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Secure borders

Hym "It'll change where some of the crime happens and it prevents people from improving the quality of their lives. I mean, you think if you actually cared about hard work you'd consider how much harder it is to physically come here and provide for yourself than it is to get shit out of a pussyhole but, hey. Either way, secure borders DON'T save lives. Laken Riley would have just been a random Mexican girl you wouldn't have had to hear about instead. And THAT is what you care about."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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