Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

yes securities

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.

"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"

by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021

Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.

You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.

by Regular Quick November 23, 2021

Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement

Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.

by leavemealoneidontcareaboutthis June 28, 2023

Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.

To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.

by 36368876 March 13, 2023