Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'

"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."

by Juzst November 08, 2020

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023

ay boo what's your social security number

one and only XXXTENTACION comments on Kylie Jenner's old Instagram post of her on an adventure saying "ay boo what's your social security number"

Kylie Jenner post:

XXXTENTACION comments: ay boo what's your social security number

by Plootus February 02, 2024

National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.

The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.

by Breedbot December 31, 2022

Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 30, 2023

Innovation Inc. Security

A group on Roblox, protecting Innovation Inc and its facilities. Half of the group members are LR In Training though.

Yo, did you join the group on Roblox called Innovation Inc. Security?

Yeah, of course I did, I joined to protect Innovation and its facilities, totally not because I wanted the free gun in Innovation Inc Spaceship!

by foot_ballfan August 15, 2024