Poot roll up

A poot that rolls forward in an upward motion that feels like a “vibration”

Jaqueeshanda was startled as the poot roll up abruptly made itself made itself known

by 1dajuan1 February 5, 2022

Poot in my coot

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)

Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

by Tonyachincapap July 28, 2021

lukas poot mccreath

Lukas poot mccreath is mentally ill

Lukas poot mccreath is dumb

by i never liked you November 4, 2020

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

poot-scoot

It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.

I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.

by Corey December 5, 2004

Poot Fenis

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

by Dulux March 15, 2010