Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna

Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved

by applevision December 5, 2017

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.

Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!

by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Microwave

A tiny oven

I need a microwave

by Burnt bacon December 8, 2019

Microwave

A quick, heater upper that can heat up or cooks things in a jiffy, using an electrical outlet using the method e=mc2, which causes the said microwave to heat up your scrumptious, delicious meal

jon: “i used my microwave to heat up my mac and cheese”
jim: “ahaha sure thing johnny boy”

by grovillionaire December 9, 2019

microwave

A child (typically from an anime) who is so hot that they identify as a microwave

Bro 1: Bro, did you see that microwave
Bro 2: Yea Bro, you could hear her MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by moistleftpinkytOe December 15, 2019