An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
Get the karl-ivermug. A descendent of Karl Marx, seeks to implement an authoritarian regime in the United States where bananas are not allowed to be kept in the fridge at all. A pioneer in the field of gaslightology—is said to have lobbied the American Congress to implement the ideology "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss" into legal practice.
by fatflexer2000 October 27, 2022
Get the Amanda Karlmug. "I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"
by Karlito grande June 27, 2019
Get the the nourishing karlmug. A guy who brings home free pizza to fellow hostel dwellers. However, they are unaware that he routinely 'wears' the pizza like some sort of culinary underpants for several hours at work before placing it neatly back in it's box.
by Feels gud man January 19, 2012
Get the Pizza Karlmug. the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.
by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012
Get the HOT KARLmug. Related to a hot karl.
Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"
"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
Get the Boiling Karlmug. An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004
Get the karl malonemug.