Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010

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Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

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Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

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Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.

by kyleross38 May 21, 2007

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Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022

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if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

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A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

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