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Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.
Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.
by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019
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Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.
The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up
by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021
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Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack
-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".
"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."
by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019
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bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon
by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022
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Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015
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Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.
Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.
by Benchboy June 8, 2018
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