I was walking down the street and I heard my snapper rumble as I laid my eyes on a spunky guy....I thought to myself my snapper is HUNGRY, its snapper snatch time!!
by Miss Sunshine Puff July 29, 2021
by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022
by Tray007 August 14, 2018
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
To be encouraged by someone who is not at immediate risk and/or safe from repercussions to do something stupid. Especially when subsequently caught or hurt.
Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Jim broke his leg after Tony told him it was safe to jump from the roof. Tony saw it on TV so he thought it was safe. Tony really snappered Jim good.
"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
by Peaches69 May 31, 2012
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011
C.O. opens the holding cell door to very loudly say "Hey snapper you forgot your paperwork". And what do you know the snapper had a really nasty fall and has to be brought to the infirmary
by Syndrome1211 September 11, 2021