by CatsmasherTim August 05, 2018
A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011
A slap given by someone to someone being stubborn, snarky, annoying, etc. Can also be known as "The Tezuka Backhand"
This slap originated by Tezuka Kunimitsu, a character from the popular shonen manga, when he slapped Ryoma Echizen in an episode because Echizen was playing a non-official match. This is a rare occurence for Tezuka losing his temper, so it is now referenced as a "buchou slap"
This slap originated by Tezuka Kunimitsu, a character from the popular shonen manga, when he slapped Ryoma Echizen in an episode because Echizen was playing a non-official match. This is a rare occurence for Tezuka losing his temper, so it is now referenced as a "buchou slap"
p1~ "You so buchou slapped him!"
p2 ~ "only because he was being such a jerk. but it was refreshing"
p2 ~ "only because he was being such a jerk. but it was refreshing"
by GymnastMagic November 02, 2009
While hitting a girl from behind, as your about to cum, accumulate a handful of semen (SEAman). Next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. As she turns around. Proclaim “Ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
by Mattypav October 09, 2017
by Somenigguh October 14, 2009
A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN November 07, 2008
by Chit den kinds August 18, 2009