Patrick

Best fortnite gamer at his school.

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.

by Osama is sus November 21, 2021

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

patrick

thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!

Patrick is obsessed with his body

by BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD April 14, 2010

Patrick

Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.

Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!

by O gee hung kenobe January 16, 2011

Patrick

Piece of shit

girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL

by LOl Shit January 30, 2018