Misha Is A Nub

Misha is a nun is a factual statement first written by Theo shklyar.It states that any person named Misha that eats the nub cheese will become a nub

Misha Is A Nub in a Sentence: Misha is a nub because he ate the nub cheese.

by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022

epic nub

a person who demonstrates the qualities of being nubbish to an unheard of degree

Joe sucks at pimp wars. I said "pimp that tree" and he gave up. What an Epic Nub.

by Jmaze April 5, 2007

Nub Flakes

Something eaten by Nubs.

man these nub flakes own.

did ya see matteh, he was well eating teh nub flakes.

eat my nub flakes biatch.

by Alex & Larry April 30, 2006

nub chugger

One who has perfected the art of chugging nubs.

A cock sucker.

I had such a great nub chugging last night I had my bone on for 6 hours.

After a great nub chug I waxed off my meat for about 45 seconds.

Your mate Billy is a right nub chugger.

by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

nub necklace

A derivative of pearl necklace in which a man attempts to shoot his load on a woman's neck but misses, instead hitting her face.

Man, last night I gave her the biggest nub necklace! My dick twitched hard right as I was cumming!

by frogger149 January 11, 2009

Gray Nub

Verb: when you have a one night stand with a micropenis but are unsure if it counts because it was so small (gray area)

I think I am still a virgin; I got gray nubbed last night.

by Lake Crew December 9, 2022

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018