mustard jumper

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.

Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.

by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

Mustard Fish

Stinky vagina typically resulting from an STD or yeast infection.

Mike went down on Sarah and his upper lip smelled like mustard fish fir two weeks.

by Alpha1Romeo2 June 8, 2016

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around

"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017