Definitions by SameKindofStupid

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

Stirring the mustard by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

Stirring the mayo 

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

Stirring the mayo by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Stirring the ketchup 

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

Stirring the ketchup by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018