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Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.
Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!
by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022
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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
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Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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Hoover High School

High School in glendale with bunch of armenians and beaners. Either nic addicts or potheads in this school. A lot of racial problems. Problematic ass school
Guy #1: Yo she goes to Hoover High School?
Guy #2: Ya she fine but she a hoe
by hfjdidkcnksos October 24, 2019
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Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.
Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL
by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019
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