draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.

Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.

by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017

Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011