Tentacruel

A sexual torture method where a man (or shemale) is tied up and the torturer arouses him sexually (usually by viagra) and then places jellyfish on his erect penis.

1) The kidnappers threatened to perform the tentacruel on him if he didn't give the information they wanted.

2) Friend 1: Dude what's up? You look shocked.

Friend 2: I watched a bdsm video where a guy got tentacrueled. Some things cant be unseen.

by Tristanhentai August 1, 2017

tautaimatapala

A real stud. The perfect dude. Typically the best at everything. An example of what every man should strive to be.

Man, that dude is a real fuckin Tautaimatapala. Hes a beast.

by Sweatman September 1, 2017

testatious

A person, thing, event that is always, without let-up, testing others; testing too much; over-testing.

Many people think we have an indifferent, punitive or testatious Creator.

by WildHarp April 23, 2018

testator

Testicle taster

She is the testator

by JS 127 May 7, 2018

teftagram

Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"

You got 80 teftagrams bro?

by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018

teetaleast

Teetaleast or the orb of Teetaleast is an orb created in 12BC and was believed to have special powers giving the holder the ability to destroy or create. The reason the orb is called the orb of Teetaleast is that I belonged to a man who was condemned to death for what was thought to be witchcraft, but nobody has found the orb. The last known record of the orb seen in 2AC than was never seen again.

The orb of teetaleast have been found!

by History4Unknown May 30, 2018

Tentacleisis

When Sami controls your mind. A word often used by squidmom Sami due to lack of sleep.

I read that at tentacleisis.

by Doyouknowbts? July 11, 2018