The Russian Tennis Geyser 

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

The Russian Tennis Geyser by puebner May 24, 2014

teens for tomorrow 

a charity organization started by 4 young georgians and is now a great sucess. i like teens for tomorrow. www.teensfortomorrow.org

teens for tomorrow is a great organization

teens for tomorrow by leo January 1, 2005

cock tennis 

A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.

Adam beat me at cock tennis last night.

cock tennis by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008

teenie 

Someone who only likes a band for how good looking there members are. BUT, do not get these people mixed up with real fans who like the music AND maybe thinks the musicians are good looking.

Teenie- like omg Billie-Joe is sooooo HAWT!!! he is fine!! wot's J.O.S and hu is st. jimmy? is he like jesus?

Non Teenie- Greenday effin rock!! they dont care what anyone thinks and there music shows this!! And on top of it all, billie-joe is lookin gud ;) but what really matters is that they ROCK 4 there musical talent!

teenie by whatsername-girl July 30, 2008

Emo Teenie Bopper 

Female teenagers, usually age between 11 to 18 who think they are cooler than other female teenagers because instead of listening to Jonas Bros or Miley Cyrus, they listen to "bands" like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. Can be easily spotted because their style consists of thick black eyeliner,and they'll wear nothing but their favorite band merch from head to toe. The most common places to find them are on the first 50 rows of My Chemical Romance gigs or at your nearest Hot Topic. Will usually snapped when you called their favorite bands emo or pop rock because to them that is what real rock music sounds like.

Old Person: Teenie boppers nowadays sure look different. Back in my days, they were wearing flirty skirts screaming for Elvis but now they all look the same with their thick eyeliner and stuff.

Me: Yeah, they're called 'emo teenie bopper'.

Emo Teenie Bopper by NoRules August 20, 2009

teeness 

a small penis. a word i made up, but yall can use it.

that dude has a teeness

teeness by DeathByStereo August 30, 2006

marsbar tennis 

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

marsbar tennis by cd 1981 June 15, 2006