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I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag
Tech Lag by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016
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Tech crush 

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.
Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).
Tech crush by trixmoto February 24, 2017

tech lead wages 

Enough wages so you can afford 32 toilets
What's tech lead wages? - Rob
tech lead wages by notatechlead February 1, 2018

tech support scammer 

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored
tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

Tech Shrek 

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
I want Tech Shrek to sit on me
Tech Shrek by xXBlazeMaster69 August 17, 2023
an uninteresting message board that has gung-ho mods and admins.
I posted a topic at tech pc yesterday, but since it had the word 'shit' in it, it got deleted instantly.
tech pc by boingo July 7, 2003