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High Fructose Porn Syrup

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"
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My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.
Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...
by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023
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The cool guy

He does stuff and stuff

Not associated with anyone named jack

He likes sugar
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is way cooler than anyone named jack
by The one guy who does stuff January 18, 2022
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Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 1, 2019
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Golden Syrup Running Down Your Legs

A saying that is used around the construction of data centres when there isn't really anything else to say
The client wants these chiller pipes installed and all I can do is stand here with golden syrup running down my legs.

"What's that cheeky grin you got on your face mate, you look like you have golden syrup running down your legs"
by DataDriven October 25, 2023
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
by ChefPubert May 30, 2009
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