shitforgoddamnit

golf

golfer hits ball "SHITFORGODDAMNIT!!!"

by youbetyoursweetass January 26, 2011

shitficent

An ironic combination of the word shit and magnificent. Used to declare about oneself's bad faring.

John: How are you?
Matt: I'm feelling shitficent.

by santisinis July 13, 2011

Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

shitface

shitface (verb) : 1. to bomb on sth., to get rejected, to have sth. blow up in one's face, literally "as if to plant one's face in shit" 2. to land face first into the ground, to face plant into the ground
shitface (noun): derogatory put down to describe someone as ugly
shitfaced (adjective): to not know how bad one looks from doing stupid things while being sloppy drunk

shitface (verb): 1. "I totally shitfaced the interview, the interviewer asked me questions which I had no idea what he was talking about." 2. "Jim was running full speed down the hill when he tripped over a wire and shitfaced hard into the pavement."
shitfaced (noun): "Hey shitface! How about you go take a dirt nap with Elvis!"
shitfaced (adjective): "I got so shitfaced the other night, I had no idea I was hitting on a transvestite."

by anal retentive definition man April 20, 2014

Shitfuck

A word usually used when running from the police or in a bad situation

Oh shitfuck the police are into us

by Dman7777 November 12, 2015

shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life

When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "

by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016

shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017