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lane swagger 

The act of swerving in to another lane while driving a vehicle. This is most common around drivers 65 and older.
Damn, here we go again, another blue hair has their lane swagger on. Watch out!
lane swagger by lane swagger January 25, 2011

ghetto swagger

A type of walk consisting of a limp and lazy, slow movements that makes the person appear as if he is an injured athlete or runs from police often. The person bearing this walk is naturally fast on his feet when he has to be, but most likely not particularly intelligent.
"Yo, why u walkin like dat?"

"Homie, das my ghetto swagger."
ghetto swagger by Young Jeezy's gurl February 21, 2007

Sex Swagger 

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.
I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!
Sex Swagger by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011

brown swagger 

The style of walk or strut one has when someone needs to take a dump.
Ben noticed that Rob had the brown swagger when we were at the bar last night, and he was right because Rob took a huge nasty shit when we got home.
brown swagger by tgriff79 January 20, 2008

Jagger Swagger 

the Jagger Swagger is the confident, cocky, attitude - stoked air and persona that Mick Jagger emits when he struts his butt on the walkway and flicks his hands in the air. Then he shakes his toosh out for the pleasure of the audience. He does this several times during a Rolling Stones concert. He oozes of the feel of rebellious air and sneering 'tude. Of course he adds to it by snarling most of his vocals. All these qualities have led some critics to label it all being conceited, but these traits have made Mick a major influence and inspiration to countless rock-n-rollers.
Michael Hutchence ("Hutch") of INXS certainly has the Jagger Swagger. He's often compared to Jim Morrison of the Doors but his voice has some Jaggeresque inflections and he shows some Mick Jagger influence in his aura and performing style as well. I never got to see INXS live in concert (unfortunately) but I have seen them on TV and Michael clearly had been studying some of Mick's stage antics, style and attitude. Of course, even though INXS is often classified as a "New Wave" band, there's a strong Stonesy element in their rock-n-roll. I have seen the Stones live in concert and the powerful imprints that they have made on many, many bands (including INXS) was very apparent that night in sound and live image (the Jagger Swagger and many other influences). Michael, we miss you and we need you more now than ever. RIP dude.

Jesus Swagger 

Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.
That guy has got Jesus Swagger!