by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023
Get the Stapler mug.Verb. Short for Pulling a Shipley:
Where someone stops in front of you with no warning in the middle of a rain storm so that you hydroplane into the back of them, totaling your vehicle.
Originally done with a Plymouth Neon but can be completed in any vehicle.
Where someone stops in front of you with no warning in the middle of a rain storm so that you hydroplane into the back of them, totaling your vehicle.
Originally done with a Plymouth Neon but can be completed in any vehicle.
by The Wolf Inside June 11, 2008
Get the A Shipley mug.a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.
to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011
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Get the muffin stapler mug.When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.
by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016
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by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018
Get the joy staples mug.While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020
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