skeezerpleezer

Someone who loves to fuck and suck skeezers. A male whore.

That motherfucking skeezerpleezer will fuck anything and everything.

by Jason Harvey June 16, 2003

Skeezer Baby

14 to 20 year old girl usually short (around 5"5 to 5"9) who dresses like a skank, wears dark sunglasses that cover about 1/3 of their face, and wears plenty of makeup on their face. Like to hang around corn daddies and bromagnons. Usually have boyfriends that are older than them. They look 5 to 7 years younger than they actually are making them look like babies.

John: WTF is that kid doing at the party?
Will: That aint no kid its a fucking Skeezer Baby.
John: Fucking skanks!

by KnowsTooManyBadWords February 24, 2009

Steelers

Jamies boots. Similar to boots used in a work place where toes can get pwn3d.

When Jamie kicked me with his steelers, i wanted to cry.

by Ihatesteelers April 3, 2007

Skeezer

a popular board game in sweden. a game of skill as well as chance.

Man, that game of skeezer was intense!

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

[pittsburgh steelers]

An NFL team with a fan-base that completely optimizes the term "front runner." The steelers stadium "Heinz Field" has undoubtedly the worst turf in all of professional sports. Also some fans of the steelers are proud to call their team "the stillers" even though they dont realize that everyone else thinks they sound like a dumbass hilljack. Also a team that Joey Porter once played for, the reigning biggest piece of overrated shit in the NFL, Porter has made himself a career of getting put on his ass by Kellen Winslow Jr. ESPN analyst such as John Clayton and Merril Hodge absolutely blow the steelers, regardless of their record. Iron City Beer is lower class then Natural Light. In summary, a team with a percentage of fans that are truely legit fans however the majority of the fan base is made up of "fans" of a team that plays on a compost pile.

Before the 2007 NFL Season.

Ignorant pittsburgh steelers fan roommate-Santonio Holmes will have more kick returning yards and touchdowns then Josh Cribbs.

After the 2007 NFL season- Josh Cribbs is named to the Pro Bowl as the AFC's kick returner

by k2dynamo October 20, 2008

steeler

stee-ler |stē-lur|
noun
person who fetishizes having steel or other metal objects inserted into their body, orifice not necessary.

I was into this really hot woman-piece, took her back to her place and found out she was a steeler. Her comments about my toolbox were sexy, at first. I'll never look at a socket wrench the same way...

by JamesonXFauntleroy April 1, 2011

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011