Skip to main content

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.
by nob May 11, 2004
mugGet the Shaved ham mug.

Saved

A very flexible shemale that can suck themself off. Although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.
DUDE! That guy is a saved!
by Davito'is'queen May 14, 2011
mugGet the Saved mug.
Related Words

Spaved

To stave or to strike someone with a spade
Person 1: "What happened to Bob?"

Person 2: "He was annoying me so I Spaved his head in"

Person 3: "Good work, Bob is annoying"
by Mikey McDizzle November 24, 2009
mugGet the Spaved mug.

shaved possum

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.
by GY4444 April 18, 2012
mugGet the shaved possum mug.

Slaved

1. The act of getting slaved, or wrecked.
2. A slave being wrecked.
3. A phrase directed towards a lower person being an idiot and deserving the consequences.
Ex: *Boy 1 dares his friend to tip his chair backward* *Boy 2 does so and falls* *Boy 3* "Get fricken Slaved!
by Gettingslaaved105 May 2, 2017
mugGet the Slaved mug.

Staked

This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.
I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.
by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018
mugGet the Staked mug.

Stanky Staredown

rubbing your eyeball/eyelid on the female pussy
niggaigav my bitch a mean stanky staredown!!!!
by D-Smoove July 9, 2011
mugGet the Stanky Staredown mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email