Splagduk

When a sly young man combs his beard at a speed of 5000 strokes per hour as his penis loosely falls out of his pants

Brad Pitt often splagduks before eating a meal.

by The potato tamer December 8, 2010

Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011

Splail

Splailing: The act of flailing wildly while vomiting and failing horribly to maintain any shred of dignity.

Person 1: "Did you see what Gill did in the womens bathroom at the club last night?" Person 2: "Yeah, she made a huge mess! That woman can really splail a fuck load when she's had too much to drink."

by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

splageldstday

to heartily ejaculate (V)

a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)

awesome! (exclamation)

Dude, splageldstday!

I got some splageldstday in my pants.

I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.

by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012

splaart

A homosexual attraction to a small child elephant.

We went to the zoo and I saw a splaart looking at an elephant.

by Mrmoron8me February 15, 2014

splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

by BERGJEW April 17, 2016

splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

by Dadaddy October 4, 2016