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Diehard Soccer

It is a term used to define someone who lives and breathes the sport of soccer such that he has transcended from being a diehard soccer fan to the very sport of soccer itself. This individual imbues the whole meaning and spirit of the sport and is considered a 'diehard soccer' himself.

This term can be a noun and an adjective.
Have you seen Gerard around lately? He has been watching soccer day and night...
No bro... he is diehard soccer.
by ggbaby95 April 9, 2019
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Whore soccer mom

A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.
Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is
by Shhddtigx77 September 26, 2020
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JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt
Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain
by Oof699669 November 19, 2018
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soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.
Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.
by R.F June 4, 2012
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soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"
He really soccer shanked that ball!
by the smart asian June 22, 2014
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Soccerhead

A name for people who are obsessed and really good at soccer.
" He/she is such a Soccerhead!"
by soccerhead23 February 28, 2015
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Soccer Mom

A middle-class woman who lives in the suburbs of the U.S. She spends an average of 30 hours a week just driving her kids, who are always still in middle/elementary school, to their little league soccer games.

Usually married. Always too busy to put up with you. Can be seen transporting themselves and their family in either a minivan or a large S.U.V. Her children's needs are far ahead of yours, your children, or hers. But she decides what they need. ALWAYS. They can often be found starting fundraisers to help their kids soccer teams. They often times try to steal money designated for other causes to donate to their childrens' soccer teams. Oftentimes want everyone else to be just like them. Refer to everyone as "neighbor". Will ALWAYS choose Clinton, no matter what they're voting for. May also be seen driving a Volvo, station wagon, etc. Nearly always white, but not always. Have memorized the macarena.

Their children are always overburdened with after-school activities. They also overparent their children to the point that once adulthood sets in, the children will likely not come into contact with the mother for a very long period of time. Although usually, one child becomes another soccer mom, and the cycle repeats.
Are always in constant threat of Iraq, terrorism, and,of course, their children being threatened in any way.

One last note - THEY ARE ALWAYS RADICAL CHRISTIANS. ALWAYS.
Hey, see that soccer mom over there?
Yeah, the one with the car stickers on her minivan?
Is she the one in sweatpants and a t-shirt representing her kids' school?
Yeah, that one.

Okay, yeah. Let's kill it before it lays eggs.
Dude, too late!
by Kangadrew6969 April 16, 2015
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