Snorkle

To give a blowjob under water.

I got a mean snorkle from Darlene last weekend.

by georgecocklooksgood January 11, 2006

Snorking

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.

Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.

by Lewbo October 27, 2011

vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008

snorkel

When a girl is sucking your balls and your dick lays on her face. So it looks like shes using a snorkel. Works better if she looks at you in the face.

Your mom: Gurgle gurgle snorkel
Me: What? I cant understand you, you're underwater.

by Phil Anderer September 29, 2006

snooks

A dummy or otherwise stupid person, or a person exhibiting such characteristics.

James: Who's that guy in the corner?
Jeff: He's a real snooks

by F.R.J. May 25, 2006

snorkel

Much like a blumpkin (a man receiving a blow job while sitting upon a toilet, passing feces.) A snorkel is when a man has vaginal sex with a female, while she herself is using the toilet, passing feces. The man's penis is submerged below the toilet seat level, with the rest of his body on the outside of the toilet.

Mr. Testy: Hey Timmy, why do you keep scratching your penis?

Timmy: Well Mr. Testy, last night my girlfriend and I were horny, but she had to take a poop, so to save time, I had sex with her while she was pooping. It's called a snorkel sir.

Mr. Testy: Ah, a snorkel, brilliant!

by snorkel inventor December 18, 2011

snorkel

This advanced sexual maneuver begins with two men in a bathtub filled with warm water, preferably around 85 degrees fahrenheit. One of the men dons a mask, snorkel, and swim fins, and manually stimulates the other man's penis with both hands until it ejaculates underwater. He then dips the open end of his snorkel deep below the surface, and sucks up the clouds of liquid before they have time to dissolve, swallowing them whole.

"Oh, and Carlos left a message for you. Something about going snorkeling later."

by Diver Dan March 31, 2008