snergle

Mix between a snicker, a giggle, a chortle, and a gurgle. When things are just too funny and it doesn't quite come out as clean as "lol".

OMG, that was too funny! *snergle*

by Sylvan January 22, 2007

snargle

a friendly nerf like animal

The snargle spoke kind words.

by blarkly October 1, 2009

Snorgtees

Clever, funny T-shirts advertised by cute girls

I love the Pluto Snorgtees that the redhead shows, AND the redhead.

by pishimisak March 14, 2010

Smorg

Someone who constantly thinks that all of the opposite gender are irresistibly drawn to them

Mordy: yo those chicks were totally checking me out
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill

Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg

by Meir113 September 13, 2016

Snorgtees

Obnoxious t-shirts that are worn by anorexic girls in their late teens and early twenties. Alas, they are now advertised all over Urban Dictionary. People typically spend about fifteen dollars to wear them, which is the same number as their IQ.

Jenny: I just spent thirty dollars on two different snorgtees! I just couldn't think of a better way to spend my money!

Adam: That's because you can't think.

by GospelFucker April 17, 2010

smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018