snicketesque

Characteristic of or reminiscent of the works of author Lemony Snicket. Similar to Kafkaesque, but more surreal, and may or may not include: Shady or morally ambiguous characters, people talking in code, greedy villains after your fortune, big words being used and/or defined, being obsessed with the latest 'in' items, and one bad day turning into a series of unfortunate events.

Person 1: So how's it going since you got the job at the software company?

Person 2: Terrible!!! My boss is a dick, I had to work double shifts twice cause some assholes didn't show up, the company is cutting budgets, and also I got wrongfully accused of harassment. My life has gone from Kafkaesque to Snicketesque!!!"

Person 1: : I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. "

by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 28, 2019

Snickers

a candy bar that satisfies

I offered my friend some snickers, he not himself when he's hungry

by DownSyndromeDan August 13, 2019

Shicked

To be promised something only to get proverbially fucked in the ass.

I gave him my last fifty bucks and he promised to pay me back with interest only to get shicked and got nothing.

by PrimmBolt August 26, 2019

Snickerhead

Someone that is addicted to Snickers and or always eats them

Dude, he is such a snickerhead he eats them everyday

by Masterguy46782 January 30, 2020

Snicker Teeth

Someone who has teeth that are so fucked up, they resemble the scrambled peanuts that can be found in a snickers bar.

Damn, have you seen Chris' Snicker Teeth?!

by DatBoiLuke March 11, 2020

Shicked

When someone is so shocked that they shit a brick

‘Omg did u see that Marissa was having a baby with her brother??!’
‘Omg yh i was shicked when i saw it!!’

by Thegoodchristian June 11, 2020

snickers challenge

the snickers challenge consists or hopping into a VC on discord with a mod in it, and screaming "SNICKERS" over and over again. if you manage to say it 10 times before the mod says "PEANAUT", the mod ows you a snickers bar

John: *hops in vc to try the snickers challenge*
John: SNICKERSNICKERSNICKERSNICK-
*mod bans john*
John: aww man, i was almost at 10...

by SuperM789 December 14, 2020