Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

butt in sling

Your in big trouble, buster.

I showed up 2 hours late for work and really got my "butt in a sling."

by Max Grossenbacher September 8, 2005

I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

slaying

Slaying is the act of having sex with little to no emotional attachment. Slaying for the joy of slaying.
Also a male can hit the town with the intent of 'slaying bitches' which means he wants to smash up a stray and have no repercussions.

Natty B has an overdrawn moral bank account and is often found prowling the street looking for bitches who need 'slaying'

by The Pro-abortionist February 8, 2008

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009

Caribbean Sling

A cocktail invented by David Ruisard in Houston, TX in 2006. In a high ball glass over ice combine: 1 1/2 oz of run, 1 1/2 ox of gin, dash of cointreau or triple sec, big squeeze of lime wedge and lemon wedge. Top off with club soda and garnish with marichino cherry.

A Caribbean Sling is the perfect cocktail to drink on a hot Houston summer day.

by Jimbo The Mugg July 9, 2009