skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008

skunk tarp

Like squirrel covers, but more industrial in both smell and strength.

I knew it was a mistake when she took off her skunk tarp.

by MikeRocks April 12, 2008

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013

Skunking and Dumping

The act of smoking Marijuana also known as weed while using the toilet especially when referring to smoking weed while shitting. Also known as a "bowl movement"

"After those Hot Wings I was Skunking and Dumping all day"

by SkepticSarah September 21, 2015

Sneaky skunk

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.

The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge

by Condoar October 20, 2015

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018