by Bread boy 🥖 👦 March 23, 2021
Get the Skunk bootymug. Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"
"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"
"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"
"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
by Tronedrone December 25, 2018
Get the alpine skunkmug. When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.
by beeverman April 10, 2013
Get the Skunked Beavermug. by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020
Get the Cuntry skunkmug. by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008
Get the skunk munchermug. After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.
by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018
Get the Skunk trufflemug. When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.
by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018
Get the Spunk Skunkmug.