Schnitzel on a stick

a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick

Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"

by King Yemma December 13, 2020

Schnitz

Another word for snuff or snus.

Dude 1; “yo man can i have a schnitz”
Dude 2; “sure man”

by O kongen April 30, 2021

temporary sanity

The notion of temporary sanity argues that a defendant was sane during the commission of a crime, but later reverted to their insanity after the criminal act was carried out. This legal defense is often used to defend individuals who have committed highly reasonable, completely normal crimes of passion which any sane person could have committed and probably would have done, given opportunity, means and motive.

My client is too crazy to have ever committed the crime with which he has been charged. He can't tell a gun from a Pez dispenser. But for one fleeting moment he wasn't himself, okay? He fell under the grip of temporary sanity and took out the most corrupt politician this country has ever know. Look at him now, wearing his MAGA hat in court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is very clearly insane.

by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020

hand sanitizer

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020

Chicken Schnit Smitt

"Chicken Schnit Smitt" is a whimsical and playful nickname given to Daniel Smith. The name combines "Chicken Schnitzel" (Because Dan loves some white meat...) with the word "Smitt," which is a variation of his last name "Smith." The nickname suggests a person who is unique, jovial, and perhaps a bit unconventional. It is a term of endearment and camaraderie that reflects the special bond and inside jokes shared between friends, making it a light-hearted and affectionate way to refer to your mate named Daniel Smith.

I love my mate Chicken Schnit Smitt

by Dan Shannon August 4, 2023

Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

o my Schnitzel

it is something mitchell says because he is a legend also he is goated on the sticks

by mitchellm

lit

o my Schnitzel sh*t

by hjffgdhfmjfcrjghdcgsvt November 14, 2019