Shirt Shitter

somebody who wears a shirt without understanding the reference

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?

guy #2: what's Zeppelin?

guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.

by katyperryishot March 3, 2011

shirt remorse

The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.

Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:

by Plastic P3nis April 7, 2011

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

low-cut shirt

A shirt, for females only, that is so low it just is over the nipples.

Nashly was wearing a low-cut shirt today I bumped into her and I could see here nipples and I hardy touched her!

by Leon Rivera March 5, 2011

shirt-lifter

Gay male.

Really? I never suspected John was a shirt-lifter - not that there's anything wrong with that.

by scarphish April 22, 2003

your shirt look like a dishrag

the ultimate put down

This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.

by luddy July 22, 2004

shirah

A boss ass bitch you don’t fuck with unless you tryna get fucked up. Don’t mess with a Shirah , Shirah’s always fucking win.

yo did you here about Shirah ? She sounds like a boss ass bitch

by Shiirah April 20, 2018