scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.

He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

scrotum scratcher

An electronic device used to scratch itchy scrotum

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."

by Lee Titone December 18, 2003

scrotum chomper

One who chops on scrotums.

James Rosato is the worlds biggest scrtum chomper. Look what he did to Owen! Thats gotta hurt.

by drey December 17, 2004

Scrotum Fortune

When the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp penis) and he slaps his bellybutton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.

Guy 1: So I have myself a scrotum fortune today.
Guy 2: what you wish for?
Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.

by Mustache Hustler January 2, 2006

scrotumaster

(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.

(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.

(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!

(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.

by Max H. July 11, 2006

English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.

Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap

by Wes1591 August 13, 2012

scrotum face

A fat obese person who has a chubby face that resembles a scrotum.

Fatass: Hey, give me my cake back!!!

Jim: Shut the fuck up scrotum face!

by ballsak August 3, 2006