Schmatka

A jerk, a moron, an inappropriate person

That guy she was dating never leaves a tip. He is a real schmatka.

by Hoodratty March 9, 2018

shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 4, 2018

Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Shmeatdium

Beyond shmeat, but below shlong

" Nathan has a SHMEATDIUM DICK."

by Nae smith March 11, 2019

schmeagledorf

A copy and paste error, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.

Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.

by trrrite May 16, 2019