Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

schmahoogie

A sloppy stew of random ingredients thrown together by an incompetent cook, that turns out to be surprisingly delicious and satisfying.

Come an get a bowl full of this schmahoogie while it's still hot and there's still some left.

by weaselville November 29, 2024

Schazit

An exclaimation shouted out as an alternative to shit

Aw Schazit!! I could've won that!

by Patterson_Paddington May 24, 2024

schmafoozled

Stoned, particularly from edibles

I was so schmafoozled last night those brownies got me fucked up.

by Davesson March 14, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016