Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the Chocolate Santamug. An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010
Get the Santa Claudemug. A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018
Get the Santa's lapmug. A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
by 223s908 December 3, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
by Tear.Dropper July 5, 2010
Get the Red Santamug. AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.
Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.
by YAWA December 3, 2021
Get the Santa spoogemug. Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
Get the Meli santamug.