Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

by straight_evil August 7, 2006

Right-Wingtard

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's

Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"

by not sure45 September 4, 2013

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

he's a cocksucker right

Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole

you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"

by drime ramsey April 4, 2013

up up down down left right left right b a start

The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives

The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code

by SeeBeeEff July 30, 2008

refrigerator rights

Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.

Steve and I are so tight, I have refrigerator rights at his place.

by bo-tan February 13, 2006