When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018
Get the pre-columbian releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the Collision Courses: The Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
Get the release beardmug. Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
Get the Then Release The Filesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses by oppourtinity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Perusalize: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Perusalize: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the Perusalize: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
Get the Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.mug.