The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.
by Professor T December 27, 2011
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"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."
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Linkin Park's second remix album, featuring mostly dubstep(ish) versions of songs from their previous album, living things, as well as the original song "A Light that Never Comes", which was made with Steve Aoki. Still not as good as their original stuff, but at this point, we've realized that we're never getting another meteora.
Guy 1: "Did you know Linkin Park has a new remix album, Recharged?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's pretty good I guess..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's pretty good I guess..."
by Jimmothy III December 10, 2013
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It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
Get the rectal owls mug.Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.
My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.
by HHiram September 13, 2014
Get the Rectalfication mug.The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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