gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

Harry Potter rich

The dream many writers have of becoming wealthy from their writings. From the success of the Harry Potter novels by author J.K. Rowling.

Sure, Papa wrote about the downtrodden in his books and received critical acclaim, but his real desire was to become Harry Potter rich.

by maximo hudson May 23, 2009

ishi pitted

Extremely pitted. When one gets pitted on a level comparable to the amount of pittedness that one would get while trying to kayak through Ishi Pishi Falls on the Klamath River. Ishi Pishi is a notoriously dangerous section of the Klamath River, and many who attempt to kayak it often get pitted beyond belief.

Austin: Dude, you just cased it so hard on that jump! I think you came up ten feet short.

Justin: I think my heel is broken.

Austin: I wouldn't be surprised. You just got ishi pitted.

by ATownTheOriginalGangster February 28, 2011

Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.

Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009

Potterites

The lovers of the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

see:
Harry Potter
J.K. Rowling

Being one of the ultimate POTTERITES, I waited for 2 hours in the rain for the arrival of the 5th Harry Potter book.

by Tessa the Great December 11, 2003

James Potter

AKA Prongs

Harry Potter's deceased Daddy. One time best friend of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Murdered while protecting his family from the dark Lord Voldemort.

"Hello, I'm James Potter, and I was a bitch to Snape when we were at Hogwarts."

by Charm March 19, 2004

Putter Muffler

A fart that rolls from a womans anus through her lips and out the front.

Amanda ripped a good putter muffler.

by theroomies February 23, 2008