Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas

"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"

by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

smokey pokey

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!

Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.

by L33TZOR September 22, 2013

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.

Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey

"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !

by Maybeyline June 11, 2018

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019