procrastinator 

a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or assignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid...

THE PROCRASTINATOR! I will.... eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)

procrastinator by wat up my peeps October 6, 2009

Precrastination 

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.

Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.

Precrastination by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004

precrastinate

the act of planning procrastination.

Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.

precrastinate by omgwtfbbq? January 2, 2008

procrastination 

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...

procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.

procrastination by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004

queen of procrastination 

Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment

The queen of procrastination is absolutely right all the time. Don't question her motvies.

queen of procrastination by Kristen Ann February 11, 2008

collateral procrastination 

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.

He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.

collateral procrastination by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011

poocastinate 

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

poocastinate by gottadosomework November 1, 2010