probaition

A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.

Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Procitirting

Procitirting is when someone likes to tell random people horrible things at random times

Bob: I’m going to burn down your house
Random person: what the fu-
Bob: *Dabs and runs away*
That was Procitirting in action

by AngryToddler May 1, 2022

Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probiotic

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probation

The act of getting something shoved up your asshole.

- Hey, did you hear Leo got probed?
-what! He’s on probation?

by Mesanen Abdllh September 1, 2022

Probises

When you probably promise something while drunk

“Remind me on Friday” “no probises”

by Betherzxo September 18, 2022