Priest Holmes

A ghetto black guy who preaches

yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?

by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004

priest

Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.

Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.

by nikkan_hanil July 29, 2004

red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.

Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.

by Clean $mart June 11, 2006

pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presentational Plagarism

Stealing ideas or pictures for one's presentation without giving credit to the original source. The same as plagarism, but doing it in a presentation.

When he cited zero his sources in his speech, he committed presentational plagarism.

by Holden A. Schlong April 20, 2009