finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

pooch

Any healthy good lookin animal that has a personality, and/or stands out from the others. Usually they are spunky, adorable, precious and smart. They have pretty colors and a pretty face.

That squirrel followed us home.That's a fricken pooch right there.

Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.

by Adub408 July 26, 2021

powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9

julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited

by sorenxiv February 13, 2024

Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.

Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

Pooch

Old lady fupa

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.

by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments

Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.

by Jup01 May 26, 2020