Ping Pong Phenomenon

This phenomenon is a highly sensitive, non-specific gauge of interest between two people who are communicating for the first time via email. It is defined as the gradual lengthening of email responses with each back and forth reply. When present, this phenomenon usually indicates some level of mutual interest between the communicating parties; while the respondents become more and more engaged, the responses subsequently lengthen. The absence of this phenomenon does not imply that there is no level of interest.

Disclaimer: This phenomenon does not predict actual compatibility, only initial interest.

Presence of the Ping Pong Phenomenon (or a positive(+)PPP):

Hi Mary,
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xxxxxxx


Hi John,
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Hi Mary,
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Etc.

by CubsRule February 9, 2009

piggletstein

A particularly ugly piece of bacon.

"I refuse to eat the piggletstein!" cried Mom.

by I'm Juan December 20, 2008

ping pong'd

When you take a man's penis between your open palms and use your hands like ping pong paddles to bat it back and fourth.

"Dude,she was right in the middle of blowing me when all of the sudden I got ping pong'd. I almost starting laughing right there but I didn't want to ruin it."

by Silky Gooch October 5, 2009

piglet

whores

damn bro, those girls are piglets.

by bergeis December 5, 2010

Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"

My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.

by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011

piglegs

an extremely cool and funny person who makes original jokes. Usually has a long and massive cock.

"wow bro your cock is massive you must be a piglegs"

by Mat is not funny May 12, 2021

fuck piglet

A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.

e.g. Paul: "God, look at Lauren grinding on that small asian guy"

Sean: "Yeah i know, that bitch is such a fuck piglet!"

by seanfaz May 25, 2009