my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

Pentecostal poof

The large mound of hair on top of a Pentecostal woman's head. It is created by pulling back what would be the "bangs" area, pushing it forward, then securing it in place with bobby pins or side hair combs. It gives the same effect as a "bump-it" in the front-top of the head. It is done to counteract the dull look of uncut, too-long hair.

Ashley: "Look at how long that lady's hair is! Do you see the big poof on top? It looks like she has a 'bump-it' under the front."

Samantha: "Thats called a 'pentecostal poof'. They can't cut their hair, so they do that to make it look like they have bangs."

bump-it church lady hair

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.

Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!

by lucky lefty August 7, 2014

5 percenters

refers to slang for a sect of the black muslims, to which many rappers belong

If you want to live a long life, you should give up booze and drugs and become one of the five percenters

by keith giles August 31, 2004

3 percenters

an American and Canadian far-right and libertarian anti-government militia.

I can't get to work because the 3 percenters are blocking main street.

by cinnamon_toast June 16, 2022

twenty percenter

A term used within British political circles, Twenty Percenters is applied to the portion of the population that will accept any lie you decide to tell them, which is roughly around 20%. Twenty Percenters believe in things like global warming and the urgent need to restrict freedom of speech. Twenty Percenters are characterised by lack of imagination and display frequent cognitive dissonance. They also lack any ability to confront authority in a material sense but may compensate for their lack of volition through symbolic action such as: affiliating themselves with an impotent political group, subscribing to eclectic political journals, writing protest poetry/songs, macramé and pressing wild flowers.

We've got the Twenty Percenters on board but what can we do convince the rest of electorate that raising duty on fuel will save the planet?

by ObeyThePorkLord March 20, 2013