Pee wee Herman

A man gets caught jerking in a movie theater pee wee don't keep your hands to yourself

Pee wee Herman you're going to jail for a long time

by Pee-wee Jones June 12, 2019

pee pee

1. a phrase often said by children needing to use the bathroom. 2. a phrase used by idiot adults needing to use the bathroom.

Child "I need to pee pee!!" how cute
Adult "I need to pee pee!!" how stupid

by poo poo July 1, 2004

pee plate

A "plate" of pee made by pissing on a dish and freezing it. Once frozen, the plate can be slid under the door of an unsuspecting victim, where it thaws into a puddle on their floor or a stain on their carpet.

When Tom blocked up Mike's door with snow, Mike knew there could only be one form of revenge: a pizza-sized pee plate.

by dave65 June 24, 2007

pee horny

when a girl rlly has to pee so badly tht the holding it in and rubbing thighs together makes her horny

this is dangerous because if this is the case and you go at it with her cleanup may come a bit early

i'm soaked because i fucked her when shee was pee horny

by hockeydevi92 April 18, 2010

Pee baby

This is when a women in labor gives birth at the same time as urinating, soo... pee baby.

Jordy " my wife gave birth and she pissed a lot"
Adrian " thats a pee baby silly "
Jordy "Oh ok , im gona touch you while we are high

Adrian "what"
Jordy "hehe" *proceeds to touch Adrians butthole*
jordy (whippers) "your chosen

Pbby

by Huw.jenner645 July 29, 2019

Pee Hole

The male or female tip of the urethra.

"OUCH my boyfriend game me a UTI and now my pee hole feels like a fire crotch acid drip!"

by Guarrasi September 24, 2005

Pee Fight

When two Guys (usually) face eachother (may not be facing eachother due to strategical aspects) and start Pissing on eachother.

There are a few variables determining who wins, some times who ever is the least drenched etc. But in the end, it doesnt matter because everyone has fun.

Two guys walk into a bathroom and use adjacent urinals

Guy 1 turns..

"PEE FIGHT!"

2nd guy turns and fires back.

behold a pee fight

by Troy Past January 13, 2007