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a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky
I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister
by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017
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Panera

Establishment where food and bagels are overpriced. Parent's think panera. The food is great though at panera.Chuckie Cheese were their kids can run around and play with everything in the store. Customers are retarded because the buy grill cheese and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches for five bucks because they are too lazy to do it themselves. Also you can't ever find a seat since they are always busy.
Employee 1: We are so busy at panera all the time I am going to get a manager because we need some help

Employee 2: I'll stay up here while you get a manager

Employee 1: Hey can you help us we have a line out the door

Manager: Sure be there in one sec.

Employee: You stood around and did nothing when I asked you for help. What kind of manager are you? We all work hard while you just sit around. You are never here and we always get complaints from customers We are a team here but you don't know what that word means.

Manager: I am your boss you have no right to speak to me like that. Please stop causing a scene in front of the customers and how I run my store is none of your concern.

Employee: (Shouting) You know what I quit. I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. Now I know why people are always quitting it's because of people like you.

Manager: All right everyone please get back to work.

Employee's: No we won't. ( Everyone is smiling)We quit see you later and you'll know how it feels to have no help.
by Badassslayer November 24, 2007
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pandermonium

A chaotic, noisy, and tumultous rampage of pandas! A horde of the endangered species armed with bamboo sticks and World Wildlife Fund donations, they are a force to be reckoned with. Beware!
As pandermonium ensued, all people on the streets were trampled on and smacked with bamboo simultaneously.
by Dr Nick November 21, 2002
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big paneer

The name given to a person who drives an in-your-face car, most usually in Diamond White with large alloy wheels. They generally drive like idiots.
I just saw a big paneer in a White C-Class Coupe fly past
by lestermolester November 14, 2011
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panker skrank

Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.
Oh shit! I need that pankey for the panker skrank!
by one hit wonder June 15, 2003
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pandersnatch

A riff on "bandersnatch," rom Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll. Also, variously, a band, an Ed McBain novel, a satirical e-journal, etc.
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
by buce September 5, 2005
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ZEOS PANTERA

Zeos Pantera is a famous youtuber that reviews audio equipment and by far the best at it.
Zeos Pantera
by Cochieman 456 November 28, 2020
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